Here it is.
Anyone who is looking at this site is probably an idiot.
That goes for me too.
This is an entire waste of time.
I've warned you.

What you see above is the only part of the site that I've kept:  the words still ring so true. 

Hello to all the idoits [sic] and/or bored people looking at this. 
If you don't want to waste precious moments of your life, watch some YouTube (which is still a waste of time, but, because I know people must waste time, at least waste it in a little more productive and amusing way).

If you are still reading, you're not me, and this happens to be the Sarah for which you're looking, look no further, and if you're wacko enough to do this, don't bother looking for my MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter pages.  There aren't any as of yet.

UPDATE:  Just as people start to think Facebook is uncool, I make myself a page.  I really don't use it but it is there, albeit unfortunately and unwillingly on my part.